God thinks you’re a waste of flesh…

Lo prometido es deuda: un par de muestras de uno de los pocos cantautores que me gustan (tan pocos, que ahora mismo no caigo en ningún otro -en activo- que me guste). Mezcla sensatez con cachondeo con un cierto tinte oscurillo y frikismo. Y me encanta.

Con ustedes, Voltaire.

God thinks all blacks are obsolete farm equipment
God thinks the Jews killed his son and must be punished
God thinks the white man is Satan
God, they know what God thinks

God thinks we should all convert to Judaism
God thinks we must all be Christians and
God thinks we should all embrace Islam
God thinks the only true religion is Hinduism

And I
I know what God thinks
God thinks you’re a waste of flesh
God prefers an Atheist

God thinks all people like you are hateful
God thinks all people like you are an embarassment to creation
Self-righteous, judgemental, first to throw the stone
And using his name for your own protection

God thinks the sun revolves around the Earth
God thinks there was something very wrong with Copernicus
God thinks abortion is murder and
God thinks everything that Science gave us is wrong
God thinks women deserve it
God thinks AIDS is a form of punishment

I hate people who blame the Devil for their own shortcomings and
I hate people who thank God when things go right

And I
I know what God thinks
God thinks you’re an idiot
God prefers a heretic

God God
God thinks all people like you are hateful
God thinks all people like you are an embarassment to creation
Self-righteous, judgemental, first to throw the stone
And using his name for your own agenda

God is a liberal
God is a democrat
God wants you to vote republican
Never trust a man who puts his words in the mouth of god
And says that it’s absolute truth
It’s lies and it smells like death
It’s all in a day’s work taking money from the poor
Why do you think that God would need your dirty money
If he wanted to start a holy war?

Self-righteous, judgemental, first to throw the stone
And using his name for your own protection

God thinks puppies need to die and
God thinks babies need to drown
‘cause God is neither good nor bad
God is you and me
God is everything

If, while you’re out in space, love
You’re horny as a Targ
Take a tip from a security chief, love
That fat slut Tasha Yar
She discovered the pleasures of Data
He became her sexual pet

‘cause he’s fully functional, and anatomically correct
He’s fully functional and anatomically correct

His Defiant, with its thrusters, will explode in your wormhole
And he’ll rub his trusty spangler wrench on your warpcore manifold
His multiphasic torpedo, will penetrate your rift
And cause a quantum singularity in your transwarp conduit

So if you’re a filthy Horta, Data’s your bestest bet
‘cause he’s fully functional, and anatomically correct
He’s fully functional and anatomically correct

He gently massages your gel packs
While he replicates some lube
Then he shoves his throbbing razor beast into your Jeffery’s tube
So lower your shields, spread your nacelles, to make room for his craft
As he thrusts his delta flyer into your big fat juicy aft

So if you’re a filthy Horta Data’s your bestest bet
‘cause he’s fully functional, and anatomically correct
He’s fully functional and anatomically correct

His pelvis: a tireless engine, he shakes it when he struts
He’s full of dilithium crystals, in his bolts and in his nuts
He too likes to be pleasured
He will put you on your knees
And if you’re into disgrace
He will cover your face with his android anti-freeze

so if you’re a filthy horta, Data’s your bestest bet
‘cause he’s fully functional, and anatomically correct
He’s fully functional and anatomically correct

He’s fully functional… and anatomically correct!

~ por nushh en 2006/03/12.

2 comentarios to “God thinks you’re a waste of flesh…”

  1. Con el de Data me meo.
    Y lo sabes 😄

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